wicked little machines
lindsay. 22. canada. hufflepuff. istj.

human trash bag

My name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive. A friend recently gave me the idea for a new name, and something tells me… it’s gonna catch on.

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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.

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Tessa Virtue: 5 hours at school > 5 hours in a freezing cold rink. Jimmy Choo Hunter Boots > Skates [x]

Tessa Virtue5 hours at school > 5 hours in a freezing cold rink. Jimmy Choo Hunter Boots > Skates [x]

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 You know what shenanigans are, don’t you?

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Wes Gibbins + snapping his head and looking particularly attractive while doing so

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varldslighet:

halloween?? nah son, over here we only celebrate hellaween

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khroma:
a robot who is constantly demanding that their human roommate help them with captchas.

roboticdreams:

what if they feel like they are lying by entering them themselves because it always says something like “prove you aren’t a robot”

so robot friend comes and tugs on your sleeve like “please come enter this for me i do not want to lie to the computer it is only doing its job”

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[talking about playing in the NHL] “I don’t really think, from the start, that I really had, like, the talent for it, but I feel like I kind of have the talent to work hard.”

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15th century Italian manuscript detail of Gothic initial and lower border. (x)

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nerdjpg:

"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.

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richwhitelesbian:

i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening

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