human trash bag
halloween?? nah son, over here we only celebrate hellaween
what if they feel like they are lying by entering them themselves because it always says something like “prove you aren’t a robot”
so robot friend comes and tugs on your sleeve like “please come enter this for me i do not want to lie to the computer it is only doing its job”
"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.
i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening